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Whoops, I did it again.
Been at the cinema every day for a week. Here's what I saw, each film rated out of seven and reviewed in seven words.
Tuesday 9 November:
1. Due Date
Engaging, entertaining, funny... instantly forgettable. Worth seeing.
Wednesday 10 November:
2. Let Me In
Vampires, without whining. Great film, beautifully made.
Thursday 11 November:
3. Saw 3D
Enjoyable. Nothing new, but new isn't needed.
Friday 12 November:
4. Skyline
Like Independence Day, but with no exposition.
Saturday 13 November:
5. Red
Hugely entertaining, excellently cast. Enjoyed this muchly.
Sunday 14 November:
6. Despicable Me (3D):
Grinned like an idiot throughout this film!
Monday 15 November:
7. Jackass 3D
Funny, but this shit's ten years old...
Brought to you by Cineworld Unlimited. All the movies you can eat for £13.50 a month.
Well, you have to pay £1.50 to see the 3D ones, but it's really no big deal, when regular ticket prices for those are the best part of a tenner.
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I had high hopes for Skyline. The trailers made it look amazing (which I guess is their job). I like a good alien invasion movie. Shame its been panned by everybody.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly 'fucking awful'. I registered at the IMDB just to post this review:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/usercomments-49
Then I found out that all the other reviews there say the same thing...