Monday, 8 January 2018

Review: Star Wars - The Last Jedi (eighth-pass)

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (eighth-pass / 2D)
Cert: 12A / 152 mins / Dir. Rian Johnson / Trailer

Previous reviews: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Oh, hello there. I've been to see The Last Jedi again, and rather than bore you silly with nitpicking and needlessly in-depth opinions*1, I've made you some Skittlez character-posters instead...

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi Skittlez poster - Kylo Ren Star Wars: The Last Jedi Skittlez poster - Supreme Leader Snoke

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Skittlez poster - Elite Praetorian Guard (i) Star Wars: The Last Jedi Skittlez poster - Elite Praetorian Guard (ii)

More soon.
You're very welcome.

So, what sort of thing is it similar to?
The Star Wars's.

Is it worth paying cinema-prices to see?
It is.

Is it worth hunting out on DVD, Blu-ray or streaming, though?
For me, it's a buyer (already pre-ordered, obvs).

Is this the best work of the cast or director?
It's high.
It's very high

Will we disagree about this film in a pub?
Over some points, possibly.

Is there a Wilhelm Scream in it?
There is.

Yeah but what's the Star Wars connection?
Level 0: It is Star Wars.

And if I HAD to put a number on it…

*1 Don't worry, there's a rant on punctuation usage in the GFFA due to arrive in the near future. [ BACK ]

• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
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