Friday, 21 December 2012

On the ninth Day of Dark Side...

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On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Nine bulky bullies...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eight sand-men shrieking...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the ninth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprentice to fear...


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

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• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Thursday, 20 December 2012

On the eighth Day of Dark Side...

CAUTION: Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eight sand-men shrieking...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the eighth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprentice to fear...


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

On the seventh Day of Dark Side...

CAUTION: Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the seventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprentice to fear...


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

DISCLAIMERS:
ï ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

ï This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Review: The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey poster

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
169 mins / Dir. Peter Jackson

I've been vociferously not-arsed over The Hobbit, largely because the trailers just made it look like Lord Of The Rings Featuring Tim From The Office...




All these months later, I can't work out whether I should be elated that I was right. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the LotR films, but there were vast sections of them that left me cold, and that's entirely to do with me rather than the material. The same applies to The Hobbit, for better or worse. It's unapologetically similar*1 in style and tone to its forebears, and I reckon most civilian viewers will like it in equal measure.

Being that civilian*2, I spent a fair amount of time wishing things would move on. There were more than a few scenes which could have comfortably ended a couple of minutes earlier with no negative effect on the plot, and tightening the pace no end. After three hours, there seems to have been a solid (if leisurely) beginning of a story, precious little in the way of character development, but an abundance of filler.

That's not intended with any malice, and I'm still glad to have seen The Hobbit in a cinema. The version we saw was in 2D*3 and in standard 24fps projection, and still looked and sounded beautiful. Regardless of your feelings on stretching a children's book out to 9 hours, you've never seen Middle Earth look as bright, detailed and luscious.

I liked The Hobbit. I wanted to love it, but it wasn't really made with me in mind.

5/7

And while I may not agree with all of his points, it was difficult to watch without the spirit of Randal Graves accompanying me...



*1 And rightly so. Any attempt to pander to new audiences at this point would undermine the work in LotR.
*2 If not an outright heathen as I haven't read the books. Look, if I couldn't manage The Hobbit, I certainly couldn't tackle LotR.

*3 No agenda in that, it just started at a convenient time. Just under 3 hours of film, plus half an hour of targeted advertising, plus work the next day? I'm an old man, ffs.
DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.