Review: John Carter (Second Pass)

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John Carter
132 mins / Dir. Andrew Stanton

We're here again. I've seen John Carter a second time, and other than not being entirely convinced that Taylor Kitsch is the right leading man for this movie (yet), I don't really have anything to say that I didn't put down in my first review.

So I made you a picture. Is that okay?




Hmm? Faster, more intense? Okay, then...









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