Friday, 7 October 2011

236: Bournemouth Photodump

CAUTION: Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.

Hello. Back in September, me and my better half went to Bournemouth, Dorset..
Whilst there, I wrote a short piece about being followed one night.

These are some of the photos from that weekend.

My good lady and I, taking a bracing stroll. We commissioned an urchin to take this Photomatograph, and then beat him to within an inch of his life afterwards, so that he could not tell his filthy brethren of our posession of such a machine. This town is so forward thinking, these new 'beach chalets' even have their own numbers! Imagine! The marvelous cliftop promenade affords splendid views of the shoreline.

Manufactured from the same British Iron that enabled the locomotive engine to deliver to me to this coastal paradise. What an age we live in! The proud headland, jutting defiantly out and shaking a British fist at those ghastly overseas-types. Our bold and majestic architecture, infiltrated by transatlantic meat salesmen...

The view from the clifftop, at Jurassic Park... A clifftop view of the Harbour, at Poole. A new-fangled Pier. This one features Penny Arcades, and a full working theatre!

Mr Harrington Chimpmansworth Esq. The newly decorated 'beach' 'huts'. FrankenLion

Cyber Lion Mer-Lion CthulLion

Lion Doctor Bellboy Lion Pharoah Lion

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• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

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