Wednesday, 27 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Shore


"Bethink the cost, for those who're lost,
To lay beneath the waves.
For theirs is no rest,
In loam so bless'd,
With tides they roam, In search of home,
And cry for warmer graves.


They cry for warmer graves."


Rev. A.Weiss.
The Liberduteus,
1871.

Because of its storied - often bloodied - past, Britain is reputed to be one of the most haunted nations in the world. It seaside towns, with their histories of invasion, smuggling and accidental drownings, even more so. But not all ghosts go bump in the night, and this last was a thought not far from the front of Jean's mind as she sat gazing out of the third floor bedroom window of a once-plush hotel, almost central in the sprawling promenade of a formerly opulent town on England's northern coastline.

Not yet as down-at-heel as the rest of its postcode, the wear was beginning to show nonetheless. It had been a good century for tourism, but things change, times move on, and some aspects of the past turn out to be irretrievable. And this was something that Jean would not let herself dwell upon as the flat sands of the beach below met the slate-grey September sea, expanding calmly back until it became a white, near featureless sky.

It hadn't always been this way, of course. Despite living in the same mining village, Jean had met her husband Peter on a shared coach trip to Ebbscar, and their courtship and marriage had been celebrated annually with excursions to this same town. After their only son Colin had died in a pit collapse before he'd even left his teens, the collective jollity of the group outing had seemed somehow inappropriate. But the couple had continued their holidays here alone, booking what became their favourite room in The Royal Grand, and damn the expense; you only live once.

What at first seemed like a late Summer indulgence soon revealed itself to be an essential release-valve; an escape from the stifling smog and yes, insularity, of the village. Why they couldn't move away - move here - Peter and Jean hadn't decided. But as long as they had their week by the sea then they wouldn't really need to, surely?

And now Peter was gone. His first fall had been seen as an accident, part of getting older. But the second, then the diagnosis, then the massive seizure and then the funeral had happened in a blur. Less than two months, all told. But they'd booked their room at the Royal Grand on the morning they'd checked-out last year - an ongoing game they liked to play with the knowing staff - and Jean had decided there was no better way to honour his - their - memory, than to make what was now a pilgrimage. Jean's neighbours had worried in poorly disguised whispers that the trip might be morbid, but she was determined not to let the photographs in her mind lose their colour like the ones that still adorned the sideboard.

Now she was here, and there was no colour after all. This wasn't right, surely? The amusement arcades which lined the seafront were always an explosion of light, they just couldn't be seen from this height and on the same side of the road. Jean thought she might take a stroll past them later. Not now, it looked like it might rain. Or was that fog coming in? And although there was no visible wind on the sea, it didn't look warm out there. A bracing walk would be better in the early evening when the sound of the arcades and young couples exhausted by a day's fun would serve as a distraction from thoughts upon which she didn't want to dwell. To see a bit of life.

Some of those couples ambled across the beach now. Mostly silhouettes, indistinct shapes at this distance. Families walking with excitable children, their charges impatient to get back to the blaring slot machines, and an older couple repeatedly throwing a ball for their retriever-sized dog, petting it, and then pretending not to notice its left-behind mess in the wet sand. Charming.

Almost directly opposite Jean's window stood a figure alone on the shoreline. With hands either by their side or flatly in pockets, it was hard to make out any more detail, and there wasn't enough of a breeze to ruffle either clothes nor hair. But the stillness suddenly struck Jean as odd, even against the sedentary foot-traffic surrounding it. In the time she'd been looking out on this scene, the tide had turned and the person's ankles were in the water now.

The tidal flow around this part of the coastline was notorious for swiftly cutting off holidaymakers, sea fishers and cockle-pickers from the land, and the signs up and down the promenade warning about this were almost as numerous as the local newspaper reports about those who didn't heed them. The local topography meant that when the high tide came in at Ebbscar, it did so rapidly and without warning.

Everyone on this wide stretch of beach had noted the flow and altered their trajectories inland appropriately. Everyone except this lone figure who was now stood almost up to their knees in lapping seawater. Jean wondered if this was one of those life-sized sculptures they sometimes install in towns to get articles about culture written in the Sunday supplements. But she was sure she could see the figure's trousers swaying with the incoming wavelets.

Transfixed by this dearth of activity, Jean was overcome with a feeling of responsibility. Was no-one else on the beach concerned by this? There were still a few souls walking relatively close to the unmoving, unflinching sentinel. What was this one trying to prove? There must be somebody down there who could help, and Jean creaked out of the window-side faux leather tub armchair to the bed, and the telephone beside it on the nightstand. Reception would know what to do.

There was no dial tone. Keeping the receiver in her hand, Jean clicked the connection-lever, like someone in a bad TV show. But nothing. Perhaps they hadn't paid the bill, she thought, although it was more likely that these telephones that had been in place as long as she'd been coming here were finally giving up, one by one.

Jean hung up the phone - for some reason - and skittered back to the window. Only minutes later and the water was at the figure's waist now, and still they hadn't moved. The room was suddenly very hot and Jean needed to gulp the air to breathe properly. This gave her a better idea. If she could open the window, Jean could shout down and across the beach. Not to the one standing in the sea, but to someone - anyone - else who might be able to help. What if this was someone having a stroke or a fit, and who couldn't call out? Yes they were still upright, but what if?

She managed to pry open the thin, hinged strip of glazing above her head. Apparently, health and safety dictated that on this floor, the Royal Grand didn't want anyone leaning and falling out of their windows, so these were for 'ventilation only'. The building's high Victorian ceilings meant that Jean would need to drag the tub chair undeaneath the strip and stand on its worn cushion to get her face close enough to the opening to allow her voice to travel.

And so Jean hollered. She shouted to the few remaining figures on the beach and the promenade below who all roundly ignored her. Helps, hellos and you-theres all fell on deaf ears. Fine, she'd do this herself, then.

Quickly slipping on the flat, practical shoes that Peter had bought her on their last visit to Denham market, Jean made sure she had her room key and raced - as best she could - for the door. Already out of breath from the sudden exertion, she clattered down the long corridor to the lift, startling the young man she barged past with a grunt.

Impatiently pressing the lift's call-button, Jean couldn't hear the tell-tale clunk of mechanical response, and decided to take the stairs instead. There was, after all, no time to waste. Six spiralling flights and two burning lungs later, she crashed into the hotel reception to find no-one at the desk, although a handful of guests were scattered around the large entrance lobby.

"In the sea!", Jean rasped. "Who's that in the sea??" as she gestured wildly through the revolving door at the beach beyond. This was met with blank stares or faint alarm from the onlookers, although not one of them animated themselves enough to either follow her pointing or ask for more detail.

Furious now, Jean crashed through the revolving door and onto the road outside. Crossing the carriageway and tramlines then grasping the railing which separated the path from the sands, Jean was stunned to see that the beach was deserted. No walkers and no figure in the sea. Unless they'd finally been pulled out to safety? But there'd be a kerfuffle here on the promenade, surely? Or perhaps the waves had completed their task and that person had drowned? But "no, let's not assume the worst" she mumbled to herself. But where was everybody?

The entire seafront was empty. No cars, trams nor a person to be seen. The arcades were closed, their lights switched off. The air was hot again, the absence of breeze conspiring with panic to make breathing more of a challenge. Slowly turning toward the hotel and then giving the shoreline one more theatrical glance, Jean let her angst subside and shuffled back indoors.

The reception area was entirely deserted now. Still no-one at the desk, but no guests milling around either. The cavernous silence deafened Jean as she cast her gaze over the lobby, each footfall of hers ringing like a giveaway on the polished floor as she padded to the staircase. Trundling step-by-step past the flock wallpaper, she had a moment of clarity as a voice in her head - not quite like her own - asked what she was doing. "Trying to bloody help", Jean muttered, unconvinced of the veracity of either the question or the answer.

On the first floor, Jean instinctively left the stairwell and headed out into the main corridor, structurally identical to the higher one she had come from only minutes earlier. At the end of the long, strip-lit internal passage, daylight poured in from a floor-to-ceiling window around the corner. Following the glow, and edging past the room-servicing trolley, the window looked out onto the prom as Jean knew it would. Before she reached the glass, she instinctively knew what she'd see.

While a bar of wet sand was still visible beyond the promenade wall, the tide must almost be in at its fullest now. And out there, appearing to bob gently with the waves although in fact it wasn't moving at all, was the figure's head. Except now it had turned and was facing the hotel. And while Jean could just make out its ghastly expression, she'd swear blind it was looking up and making eye-contact with this very window. Thin, dark hair was plastered down by the sea, framing an unnaturally white face against the waves. The brows punched together and upward in anguish as the face mouthed something. She couldn't make out what the words were, but there was the short, rhythmic sense of a message being repeated. A warning, perhaps.

Enough of this. Jean was only on the first floor. With renewed vigour, she stamped back down to reception and hammered the bell on the abandoned desk. There was no response or reply in the empty lobby, but Jean could swear she saw furtive movement behind the mirror-stripped 'Staff Only' door. Manners be damned she thought, and charged over to find it locked. Thumping on the door brought no answer, and although the movement was no longer to be seen between the reflective slits, Jean knew someone was breathing on the other side.

Vision now blurred by tears, she stalked - less forcefully - out onto the promenade once more. It was completely deserted and felt even more desaturated, as if colour had given up trying to fight the tide. Crestfallen yet oddly resigned, she cast her eyes over the lapping sea once more. Nothing. No figure, no head, not even a boat to be seen. Just a faint, calm line where it met the sky, which stared back in pensive silence.

Well that was that. Jean headed back inside. She doubted she'd go for that walk now. Creaking in through the revolving door, she made eye contact with the young man sitting at the reception desk. Of all the nerve. She said nothing - it was too late for that - and he responded in kind, although Jean's expression of tired and vicious resentment was met with one of embarrassed panic. Good.

Momentarily forgetting what had occurred, Jean tramped to the lift and pressed the call-button. Nothing happened. She remembered this smaller inconvenience and made her way to the stairwell. With no rush now she trudged up the six flights, stopping to regain her breath at the fourth. Finally reaching her floor, Jean stared down the corridor toward her room at the other end. It was only two doors away from the window by the service-bay, where the light of the late afternoon shone in just as it did two floors below.

Wincing slightly as she crept past her own room, Jean turned the corner, squeezed past the floor's housekeeping trolley and stood framed in the window overlooking the sea. Her heart started hammering. The water was not as featureless as it should have been by now. Jean saw the hand.

Even at this distance it was definitely a hand, there was no mistaking it. Waving. Waving at Jean, languidly. Tension erupted as she screamed and pounded on the window. No words, just a long, guttural shriek as her right hand beat out a slow irregular pattern in a grotesque mirroring of the figure's gesture below. Before strength failed her completely, she turned and raced back to her room, the blood roaring in her ears. It took Jean three attempts to unlock the door, but inside - silence.

Although she didn't want to, Jean could not help going straight to the window. But even if she'd just intended to draw the curtains and blot out the events of this damned afternoon, that would still have been a necessity.

"What are you doing, Jean?". It was Peter's voice. In the room. Their room. "What are you doing?". No. She didn't dare look round. Peter couldn't be here, but the voice was louder and sharper than a memory. It didn't ask again.

It was then that she finally buckled to her knees and sobbed, the face in the sea once again exposed by the tide and still silently mouthing as it stared into this room... and the raised arm continued to wave.

Jean's own was the only sound she could hear as she racked, wretched and pounded on the window, the wall and finally the floor. And then silence again. A much deeper silence now, unlike any she'd ever known, despite a huge clutching motion like her whole body was being drawn into a fist-sized ball in the middle of her chest. Jean could no longer hear the roar of blood in her ears. Or feel it anywhere else. And it dawned on her that the background rhythm she'd known all her life - that of her heart pumping blood around her body - had disappeared. The silence was solemn and finalising, not allowing the luxury of panic. And as the final tears rolled from Jean's eyes, she could just make out the small, travel-framed photograph on the nightstand, of Peter and her, smiling on Ebbscar beach.

~


The next day, pale afternoon clouds slowly gathered as the sun seemed to give up on lending the Victorian architecture its warmth, Jean pondered the greying scene as she looked out of the third floor window of her hotel room. She might go out for a walk later. To see a bit of life.

~ ~ ~


Every year, there is a week in September when the Royal Grand Hotel in Ebbscar does not let out rooms on its third floor. Complaints from residents have seen to that. This does not prevent the disturbances, the disruption, the building-wide feeling of unnameable dread. But it minimises them.

Because of its storied, - often bloodied - past, Britain is reputed to be one of the most haunted nations in the world. Its seaside towns, with their memories of life, love and loss even more so.

But not all ghosts need the night to go bump.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Tuesday, 26 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Guestbook


It has been three days since I read aloud from the book I found in the locked closet, and Bersheba will not stop visiting me. For this I can only blame myself, since I summoned her and must therefore take at least some responsibility for my actions.

For clarity, what I call 'the locked closet' was in fact freely openable when I stumbled upon it while exploring my newly rented holiday apartment. Having unpacked for a week's stay of recuperation following the incident, I required somewhere to stow my empty valise, that I may feel more at home during my time here. The gap between the bed and the floorboards was, alas, too slim for this task, and so I sought storage elsewhere.

The back corner of the bathroom at the rear of the apartment featured a full-length closet which appeared ideal for my needs. A padlock hung closed around half of a clasp under the handle, the corresponding half folded back against the frame, leaving the chamber accessible to prying eyes such as my own. Ordinarily one would assume this space was for the arrangement of cleaning products to be employed between clients' stays, and indeed those were present. But there was also, on the head-height shelf, a weighty hide-bound book of indeterminate age, clammy to the touch and filled with intricate illustrations and indecipherable glyphs on thick, mottled pages that smelled of a disused cellar. Because naturally, I looked through it. To say the heavy, oddly formed and textured cover had 'a face' would not be fully true, and yet I swear this tome looked at me. Furthermore, while I could not consciously translate the streams of symbols therein, I quickly found myself reading aloud without thinking - and in a language I had never before heard, let alone spoken.

I put all of this down to my tiredness and overwrought circumstance, and endeavoured to settle in as best I could. Not an hour later, I first heard the voice.


~ ~ ~


There is a painting above the bed in the front room. A shorescape of the local town. Rough-hewn whitewashed buildings and the sea-wall of the harbour, uninhabited there in its frozen moment of time. The painting is rudimentary in its execution (at least not bearing the fierce movement and detail of its accompanying seascapes), but it nonetheless captures the humble beauty that has drawn mankind to the sea since time immemorial. Including myself now, I suppose. But catching reverse-sight of this painting in the large mirror on the opposing wall, I could see a face. A face in the small darkened upper window of one of the fishing cottages. Lit as if to be some way back from the glass, but there all the same. A face loosely rendered with a great artist's innate ability to have their living subjects transcend all time and medium. A still face, looking - undoubtedly - at me.

You have doubtless guessed, dear reader, that when I turned to examine the visage in the actual wall-hung oils behind me, this was nowhere to be seen. Turning again to the looking glass, the miniature figure was indeed still there, stock still as would be expected. Staring - glaring - out of the surrounding frames and directly to me. And so, without movement, it spoke.

I cannot directly translate what the face - what she - said. Once more, it was in no language I had ever heard, yet one I understood implicitly. The voice was a low, hollow rasp, but female in its intonation. It promised no distinct personal threat, and yet an ominous tone of foreboding suggested this moment had been long awaited by my interlocutor... that this address was the recommencement of previously unfinished business. I do not recall verbally replying - certainly there was nothing I might realistically ask in this absurd situation, and yet there was a connective interactivity between us. The figure responded - somehow - to my feelings, if not my questions. When the... the 'exchange' ended, it was dark outside. I slept on the couch.

My slumber was, as one might imagine, fevered that night. My visitor was once again present, and this time in the dreamed apartment itself. She did not introduce herself but I knew her now to be Bersheba, a healer or sage of some sort as anciently familiar with this town as its sand-blasted harbour and the rolling hills which surround it. She had been waiting for me, for more years than she could describe. Again I felt no actual malice to myself personally, but instead the unspoken knowledge that Bersheba's goal - whatever that may be - would somehow use my very essence as one would use coal to keep warm on the coldest of nights.


~ ~ ~


My dreams, it seemed, had broken the seal. The next day, Bersheba was - at various intermittent points - very much outside of the painting and in the apartment with me; a shape I could not define, a sight I cannot describe, murmuring indefinable words of dark intent that held no distinction. I paced the floor, somehow afraid to leave as morning turned to afternoon turned to dusk. Finally tending to myself with reluctance, food had no flavour and my books no meaning - and so I determined to avail to a local hostelry in the vain hope that company would at least drown out my companion, if not drive her away.

Some hope. The Sloop Tavern held little comfort, surrounded as I was by local groups of varying sizes who seemed not to notice me. The crowd did not so much go out of their way to make me feel uncomfortable, more that their collective weekend jollity benignly annulled my sombre presence without embracing it. That is, my presence and that of Bersheba, who hovered around the corner of my sight at the door, judging me and the saloon bar with wordless utterances. I left after two shots of the local liquor and slept on the couch.


~ ~ ~


The next morning I woke alone, by which I mean my spectral companion seemed not to be present. I admit that my first port of call was to look at the painting in the bedroom and then the reflection of that same in the mirror. Nothing. I felt no heaviness in the air, no voice in my ear, no eyes on my back. Could it be that I had imagined my torment of the last thirty six hours? That this had been a surreally concocted dream of some sort?

Nonetheless, after a light breakfast I made myself proper and endeavoured to research local lore at the town's library and museum, if anything to hopefully disprove my fancies rather than expound them further. Curators at both institutions were initially reticent at my enquiries, although their interest was piqued somewhat when it became apparent that I was not merely some tasteless tourist with a penchant for the ghoulish. That said, their actual help was minimal, with Bersheba's name appearing but three times in more threadbare volumes of localised mythology than I could count. Her life was alluded to rather than documented, and two of the notes could easily have referred to anyone with her - admittedly unusual - moniker. I retired to my apartment little the wiser, with a sense of dread, and with a darkly brooding visitor once more. Bersheba was in the corner of my vision again, watching me intently and murmuring her inaudible commentary.

By this point I was close to my wits' end with the numb acceptance of some ill-defined, pencilled-in fate appearing to be the only palatable option and path of least resistance. It was in this state that I found myself in the nearby St. Barnoon's chapel, overlooking the rugged shoreline where countless ships had run aground over the centuries, and I myself feeling like one more of their number. My presence in the stone building soon attracted the attention of its attendant, Father Inglis, and our ensuing conversation was in equal parts of no help whatsoever and also the closest to comfort I have been able to find.

While he has no knowledge of Bersheba herself, the clergyman tells me tales of this sort are not unheard in the town. He is unable to be any more specific, to tell me who or what might be trying to return and from where, or to tell me what later happens to those who reported these events as they occurred. But he is fascinated by my experience, to 'have a live one' so to speak, and is endeavouring to make further researches when he is not with me. He appears quite taken with my case, for which I am grateful.

Himself an apparently outspoken local folklorist - if not quite an historian - Father Inglis has been very supportive in his time with me since, although his friendliness soon took on the air of a hospital chaplain visiting a terminally ill patient. After repeated explanations of my time here, he says there are no easy banishments for that which has been openly invited into the world, and I am inclined - reluctantly - to believe him. I do not share the priest's ecclesiastical devotions, and he assures me in the politest possible way that it would make little difference if I did. How odd, that solace can be found in the encircling arms of oblivion.


~ ~ ~


And so I wait. I wait for the return of Bersheba, knowing full fell that I shall not be fully here to see whatever form that may take. I grow weaker by the hour. The bells of St. Barnoon's chime for evensong, breaking the silence of a day where the gulls seem to have completely abandoned their usually plaintive cries. Below, a small, lone trawler putters out of the harbour at the start of its nightly excursion; nets cast, harvesting life indiscriminately so that others may happily gain sustenance. The fate of each individual fish caught this night is to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, to not even understand its part in the grander scheme, but ultimately just accept a thread unravelled to its end and the grim accident of happenstance. This is the way of things.

So tired, now. Bersheba has stopped talking.
She sits inches away from me, waiting.

Bersheba is smiling.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Monday, 25 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Albion


Paulson toyed with his lighter as he propped up the bar. Through his fingers it spun, gold casing catching the noonday light which refracted from his half-filled whiskey tumbler. The lid opened and closed arrhythmically, and his intermittent catching of the spark wheel caused its flame to dance into life before being repeatedly snuffed out. Paulson did all this without looking at it.

"Look old boy" he rounded, "you've been a bit down in the dumps lately, and a friend of mine is heading to the ballroom tonight. Dance band. Could be a giggle. What do you say you come along?"

"Well..." I began, and I could see he'd been tracking the growing distaste on my face as his proposition had progressed and was already braced for my excuse not to. "...hasn't really been my thing for some time, as you're very aware. What's the show?"

"It's a group called the Lords Of Albion, of all things."

"Good lord, that sounds a bit..?"

"No, no. It's all on the up-and-up. Surprised you're not familiar with them already, to be honest. All started by that chap from those ones you used to like. Stephen something. Hamlyn? Harrington?" I raised my hand in supplication. I knew by now who he meant, and the fellow's pedigree was indeed sound enough.

"I'm more surprised they're playing at all, to be honest with you", I admitted. "Didn't think that sort of thing was still the fashion."

"Well, it's not. I think that's rather the point, if anything. Nostalgia and all that?"

"Yes well you know what they say, nostalgia's not what it used to be..."

"Very droll, I'm sure. So are you aboard?"

I physically restrained the sigh in my soul from making its way to my voicebox, although I was certain my eyes fought a losing battle with that same. "Any of the old faces going to be there?", I probed.

"Oh, I should imagine so. Algernon mentioned it to begin with, Aldus was rather taken with the idea, and so was Andrew." The flame punctuated the moment's stillness as I considered this. It would be no hardship to see those chaps again, that was for sure. My own history with them could hardly be considered to cover many volumes, but each page therein contained a happy tale nonetheless, stout fellows all.

Paulson grew impatient. "Oh come on, you silly arse. You lock yourself away in that library of yours with books, languages and 'rituals' only you understand or care about. You complain - quite rightly - that the local night life isn't a patch on the old century, and then the moment someone tries to breathe a wisp of life into it you hum-and-hah like an old maid avoiding someone at the knitting circle. We'll be trying to have a night out, not cure a marauding disease!"

I left a moment's silence to curdle in the air. "Speaking to me like that, it's a good job you're my best pal."

"I'm your only pal. You despise people, remember?" We both knew this wasn't worth the effort of attempting to deny.

"Well you can hardly talk," I retorted, "it's not me that's converted half of his study into a private bar."

"If I loathe the company of strangers", my companion intoned knowingly, "it's only because I learned from you..."

"Learned with me", I corrected. "It's people that are the problem, Paulson. Concerts rather tend to attract them, and in my experience the convivial atmosphere does little to put them on their best behaviour."

"Tish", Paulson sighed, "you've no history of being a choirboy yourself. Besides, I know you're never more content than when installed at the snug in the Southwood club telling shocking tales of others' behaviour with withering judgement. Well it's about time you restocked your catalogue of debauchment, and if tonight serves no other purpose than to get your righteous dander up, then I should say those will be hours well spent."

By this point my left eyebrow had raised along with my spirits. "Well since you put it as trippingly as that old chap, who am I to refuse? What time?|

"Ballroom opens at seven, I say we get there closer to eight. Let the place get warmed up first, hmm?"

"Splendid." I raised my own tumbler. "Just time for another as we draw our plans?"

"Oh I should say so", quipped Paulson as he slid behind the bar and reached for the bourbon. "But don't get too settled in, Albert wants us all to meet in the Lord Shelley at three for a livener, and we've to get ready first."

Ah. Albert. Our gang's very own wildcard, fly in the ointment and elephant in the room, all in one go. A lively presence and one I'd count as a friend no less than my compatriots, although no small part of me suspected that was because one would rather have him chaotically inside the tent spitting out than have those tables turned. I was not the only one among our group dabbling in forbidden tomes by midnight, and it was certainly true that of those previously alluded-to 'tales of battle' that featured a less than favourable outcome, most coincidentally featured Albert's name in some prominent role.

The alarming problem was that Albert had apparently told all and sundry of his social availability this afternoon, and that all and sundry had readily agreed. And that was a problem because Albert had died, six months ago.

And I know Albert had died, because it was myself who had, reluctantly, killed him...




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Sunday, 24 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Statement


"He's an arsehole."


"And that's why you killed him?"


"No, not Albernon. Albernon was alright.
It's his boy Terence, Terence is an arsehole."


"I'm sorry Mr Hunter, could you clarify?
Mr Brockwood's son is an arse hole, and that's why you killed him?"


"No, that's not why I killed him. But you need to know that to start off with. Terence Brockwood is an arsehole. Write that down."


"I don't need to write it down sir, this is being recorded."


"Then why do you have a pen and paper there?"


"Procedure, I imagine Mr Hunter. You have to understand that it's not every day someone walks into the station admitting to a murder..."


"I know that."


"So why did you come here, Mr Hunter?"


"To save time."


"Right. Well.
Can you tell me again about your relationship with the deceased?"


"He was my landlord."


"Did you owe him any money?"


"Only the rent."


"Were you behind with the rent?"


"No."


"So what was the argument between you?"


"There wasn't one. Just his son."


"His son, Terence. Did you owe him money?"


"No."


"Then what--"


"He's a bad one. A real arsehole."


"So you've said. Look, can we stick to the matter at hand for now? You claim to have killed Mr Albernon Brockwood, but we haven't located him yet - or his son - why don't you tell us how you killed him?


"...poison, I suppose."


"You 'suppose'?"


"Well it's more complicated than that, but poison's about as close as it comes for your records."


"And why... why specifically did you kill Mr Brockwood?"


"Because his son was going to kill him."


"Right, and-- wait, what?"


"Terence... was going to kill Albernon... it's that simple.
Are you not going to write this down?"


"And why was Terence going to kill his own father, Mr Hunter?"


"Because of the cult he's in."


"The cul-- look, this isn't a game sunshine!"


"It doesn't matter if you take this seriously or not.
What's done is done. And I've done it. And I'm not sorry."


"So it seems. Okay... okay, what can you tell me about this cult?"


"Oh, the usual stuff. Thirteen members, devil worship, black candles.
Amateur hour..."


"...okay, and..?"


"And they needed a sacrifice. Well, Terence needed a sacrifice.
And that was going to be Albernon."


"Terence was going to sacrifice his own father?"


"That's right."


"And so you killed Terence's father... to what? To save him?"


"No, to save you. To save all of you...."


"...pardon?"


"...from what the sacrifice would bring. Look, this cult he's in are a bunch of clowns, but that particular sacrifice would have worked. That victim, that killer, that time and place. It's too complicated to explain. It would have worked and Terence would have gained powers that you wouldn't believe if I sat here and drew you a picture. Obviously I couldn't let this happen, so I had to stop him somehow."


"By killing Albernon? Your landlord?"


"Precisely."


"And how do you know Terence wouldn't just sacrifice someone else?
In this 'cult' of his?"


"It wouldn't have had the same effect.
All the ingredients have to be right.
This was his last key task."


"So why haven't you just killed Terence, if he's such a danger?"


"Because he's protected. I'm sure even you know how these things work."


"I'm sure I don't..."


"Well, Aden does."


"Pardon?"


"Never mind."


"No, Aden who?"


"Aden Jacobs."


"Chief Superintendent Jacobs?"


"Bing!"


"Okay, what... okay. You walk in here claiming to have killed a man we can't find, because of another man we can't find, by methods you're hazy about and for reasons which can't be verified. Is that right?
I mean I can certainly do you for wasting police time..."


"You missed a bit out."


"Oh, I'm sorry?"


"You missed a bit out of your timeline, there."


"Which was..?"


"Chief Superintendent Jacobs. Aden. I spoke to him before you."


"Okay, and..?"


"This is why I came here. To speak to him. Killing Albernon was also the perfect way to get his attention."


"...why?"


"Because Aden is Terence's lector in the cult. That's like, his 'supervisor' yes? He needed to be taken out as well. He's got a level of protection as well of course, but I managed to work around that."


"What are you talking about?"


"Christ you're a slow one.
Well, at least I know you're not part of it..."


"Part of what?"


"The cult. Look, it doesn't matter. The cult is finished now."


"How is that--"


"Because three rooms away, Aden Jacobs is struggling to breathe his last, and when he loses that fight - and with Terence Brockwood gone - the cult of the Black Night's Mask goes with him. The rest of them are too weak for any of us to worry about, so it's done."


"What are you--"


"You're welcome."


"...for the love of God, why are you here, Mr Hunter?"


"I'm here to carry out a job, officer, much like yourself. And I did mine half an hour ago, and the rest of this is all window-dressing."


"If what you're saying is true, do you have any idea what kind of sentence you'll be looking at?"


"That doesn't matter. I've done my job. And in the grand scheme of things it's irrelevant anyway. You should be thanking me. Although I can see why you probably won't."


"But you didn't do anything to Chief Superintendent Jacobs. I saw him before I came in here, he was fine. A little edgy, but fine."


"Was."


"Yes, w-- what is it you think you've done?"


"Look... it's like a poison. Sort of."


"What do you mean?"


"It's difficult to explain. The Fifth Sathlata. It looks quick, but it takes a lot of preparation. Summoning is just the last part. It's... it's in the air... like a gas or a cloud, but... alive, and it seeps into the blood."


"Have you released a chemical weapon?"


"Not in the way you'd understand it."


"You're trying my patience, Mr Hunter--"


"I don't care. I've done my job and that's all that matters.
Since I'm here, you should start on your paperwork.
You should be writing this down."


"...okay Mr Hunter. I'm going to make this official and speak to the Chief Superintendent, then I'm going to call the psychiatric team, after which you can explain yourself to someone more qualified to help."


"That's fine, George. I didn't come here to explain, I came here to 'do'."


"..."


"And every day you wake up after now and the sky is still blue and up isn't down and the world hasn't imploded into a new dark age of hallucinogenic chaos, you can think about me and mutter your thanks."


"Right you are, Mr Hunter."


"It's the small, key differences that make the big changes, George. Stopping the pieces from connecting further down the line. It doesn't matter what happens to me, only that I read the Final Passage to Albernon Brockwood at 1:15 this morning and only left at The Summoning, and that I was here at 2:30 to speak to Aden Jacobs. It doesn't even matter than you don't understand that. I don't give a shit, George. This is just a formality. My job is above you. You don't matter. Do you understand now?"


"I understand you need help, Mr Hunter..."


"Then when you're failing to resuscitate Chief Superintendent Jacobs in about a minute, please know that you have helped, officer, and I appreciate it."


"...Interview terminated, 15:09."




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