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Sunday, 30 April 2023

Review: Renfield


Renfield
Cert: 15 / 93 mins / Dir. Chris McKay / Trailer

To New Orleans then, a classically luscious setting with a nuanced past that is in no way properly utilised in Chris McKay's Renfield. A post-modern spin on the Dracula-mythos, our eponymous hero (Nicholas Hoult) is the embattled familiar/day-servant of the archetypal vampire (Nicolas Cage). Despite the dark lord's magnetic lure however, Renfield grows frustrated and despondent. Chancing into a group therapy session one evening, he begins to realise that there's more to (un)life if he can just make the right choices. The group have much to learn from each other. Additionally, chancing into a busy bar one evening, Renfield comes across the crime family running the city's underworld (Shohreh Aghdashloo, Ben Schwartz), and Rebecca (Awkwafina), the put-upon police officer who seems to be the only force for actual good this side of the Mississippi. The pair have much to learn from each other.

That's right, there are essentially two films going on, here. Both have a connection through the deconstruction of toxic relationships and both manage this with a pleasing amount of smirk-inducing (and in places guffawing) comedy, but The Vampire Sitcom and The Crime Caper never quite meet in the middle to make a cohesive whole. And rest assured, Renfield is not a horror flick; it's first and foremost an action comedy which happens to have horror-characters in it.

The main draw for a civilian audience is Nic Cage as Dracula of course, and our man puts in a very respectable and restrained performance as a six hundred year old narcissist. While the audience get value for money from Cage's smouldering and snarling, it's the needy, passive-aggressive side of the character where he's having the most fun, and this is where the majority of the film's snide humour lies. That said, in terms of emotional performance and understated comic timing, the headliner is thoroughly outshone by Hoult and Awkwafina, effortlessly dead-panning their way through a Ryan Ridley's script and emerging as far more likeable characters than the film probably deserves. The action scenes are well executed and - in places - gloriously over the top, but again they feel as if they've been lifted from a more high-octane thriller.

Almost every other version of this would exist to take potshots at therapy-culture and the fragmented priorities of modern life. Renfield tackles its subtext (or more properly just 'text') with a remarkably straight face, and is all the more heartfelt for it. The bad guys are The Bad Guys, not the people struggling to cope or those trying to help them. While the film certainly nods to the ridiculousness of their situations, they themselves aren't ridiculed. That sincerity itself feels slightly out of place in a studio comedy and adds to the air of a movie which can't quite find its place to ensure longevity. Even the screenplay itself realises in its final moments that huge elements of the story make little-to-no sense, and instead just comforts the audience with the knowledge that they've had a good time if nothing else.


With plenty of fantastic elements from a wide array of sources, Renfield never quite achieves the greatness of its potential. It is, at its beating heart, a Saturday night movie to be enjoyed with noisy friends and messy drinks. This in itself is pretty damned satisfying, so maybe that's the real lesson here...


And if I HAD to put a number on it…





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Sunday, 20 May 2018

Review: I Feel Pretty





I Feel Pretty
Cert: 12A / 110 mins / Dir. Abby Kohn & Marc Silverstein / Trailer



I like Amy Schumer but I Feel Pretty is dire. It might be the first studio-comedy to have apparently completed production without a shooting-script. Each scene and set-piece drags along aimlessly, petering out before a punchline is delivered, while the two or three decent jokes from the trailer are presented without that quickfire pace and are robbed of any dynamic rapport as a result.

For a movie with 'a message' about 21st century feminism, not a single female character escapes being body-shamed, objectified, patronised or flat-out mocked.

Central gag: fat woman falls off bike.
Excruciating.



So, what sort of thing is it similar to?
Well, demographically speaking, the trailers before his were for Patrick, Mamma Mia 2, Adrift and Book Club. There may have been another, I was too busy looking up the contact details for Dignitas.

But I imagine that if you enjoyed the soul-sucking superficiality of The Intern, you've love I Feel Pretty
.


Is it worth paying cinema-prices to see?
No.


Is it worth hunting out on DVD, Blu-ray or streaming, though?
No.


Is this the best work of the cast or director?
No.


Will we disagree about this film in a pub?
That's possible, but unlikely since nobody else seems to like it either.


Is there a Wilhelm Scream in it?
No.


Yeah but what's the Star Wars connection?
Level 2: Amy Schumer was in Trainwreck alongside Bill 'BB-8' Hader.


And if I HAD to put a number on it…




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Review: Focus

World of Blackout Film Review

Focus Poster

Focus
Cert: 15 / 105 mins / Dir. John Requa & Glenn Ficarra / Trailer
WoB Rating: 3/7


Because apparently the film-rights to the titles Escort and Fiesta were taken already. Boom! A very Brit-centric joke to start off with there, and indeed, one for the dads. It's also, I should point out, far more risqué than anything in Focus, whose BBFC classification-card optimistically boasts "sex, sex references" in a way which seems more of a false promise than a warning. Not that that's why I was at the cinema, of course. If it's cheap smut I wanted (and I didn't), I could have popped into one of the seven separate showings of 50 Shades Of Grey that day (and I didn't). The only reason I mention this whole thing is that Focus seems to be a dab hand at promising (or at least inferring) one thing, then delivering something else. Ironically, that's about as close as it comes to being a con-movie...

The good news is that Focus is far more like an episode of the TV show Hustle than it is American Hustle. The bad news is that it's like an episode of Hustle that's been rebooted for ITV2. Unlike other entries in the heist-genre, the film doesn't actually give us anyone likeable to root for. Which you'd think would be sort of the point? There's no Robin Hood ethos at work here, or righteous-revenge-by-financial-ruin. It's just Will Smith as the head of a 30-strong team of professional thieves who have no compunction in stealing watches, wallets or dignity from members of the public at any opportunity. But it's alright, you see, because his dad and his grandad were grifters and pickpockets before him! Y'know, in the same way that the children of murderers naturally gravitate to stabbing people for a living. It wouldn't be so bad if Will Smith at his smoothest wasn't so utterly charmless, but hey ho. Even his co-star Margot Robbie cranks the insincerity up one notch higher than required to sell her character short.

But rather than let a good film be ruined by the man who had a bloody good crack at destroying sci-fi, directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa have handily also written the script and given him a hand! Now, I know it's de rigueur for this sort of movie, but never before has The Scriptwriter's Boomerang*1 been thrown so gracelessly than in the first act of Focus. Because when Will Smith patiently and pointedly explains anything which isn't directly connected to objects in the same room, you think "yep, we'll be seeing that fucker again before the closing credits…". I'm not normally one to sit second-guessing the twists and turns in a film, but with Smith's presence slowly subtracting IQ points from the screenplay, it's sort of unavoidable. While the contents of the twists themselves may be arbitrary, their approach is telegraphed by the cinematic equivalent of a man walking in front of the film with a red flag, "lest the sheer velocity of this unexpected revelation be too much for the frail human condition…"

It's not that it's completely brainless, but a film like this should be way smarter. An average story (at best), which patronises its audience (at best) and is let down by pantomime performances (at best).

Focus is to American Hustle, what Now You See Me is to The Prestige*2…

Best bit: Reclining lazily in a courtyard cafe in Buenos Aires, Will Smith's Nicky swirls a glass of allegedly expensive red wine and drawls to Margot Robbie's Jess, "I can convince anyone of anything…", seemingly unaware that this has placed him on the event horizon of a black hole, created by the crushing density of the irony of the statement, given the actor delivering it.

Part of your brain actually believes that Smith himself believes what his own character is saying, and that only makes things worse as everything in existence is inexorably compacted into a thespic singularity…



Is this film worth paying £10+ to see?
It's not unfortunately, and its general release is on the 27th February, two days after the end of Orange Wednesdays. Don't worry, it'll soon be £3 in Asda.


Well, I don't like the cinema. Buy it, rent it, or wait for it to be on telly?
Rental, tops. Unless you want to spend the £3 in Asda.


Does this film represent the best work of the leading performer(s)?
Nope.


Does the film achieve what it sets out to do?
For me? Not by a long shot.


Will I think less of you if we disagree about how good/bad this film is?
*looks over glasses*.


Oh, and is there a Wilhelm Scream in it?
Not that I heard.


…but what's the Star Wars connection?
Focus stars Margot Robbie, who played Charlotte in About Time, alongside Domhnall Gleeson from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.


And if I HAD to put a number on it…




*1 ©Tokyosexwhale, used without permission or notification, but with gratitude and admiration nonetheless.
*2 Yes you're right, I did really enjoy Now You See Me, but The Prestige is a much stronger film, and the point still stands anyway so you shut up.

DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Review: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

World of Blackout Film Review

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The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013)
Cert: PG / 114 mins / Dir. Ben Stiller



The studio representative slouched to one side of the screen, his nightvision camera in-hand and his considerable stomach straining to be free of a work-shirt bought when he was two sizes slimmer. A Cineworld staff member stood in front of him, to his right. "Welcome to our second Secret Unimited Screening," he struggled over the audience chatter and in-screen muzak which hadn't been turned down for his announcement. "You've already been asked to turn your mobile phones off, and we ask that you keep them off for the duration of the film. The gentleman with me represents the makers of the film, and will be monitoring tonight's screening for any illegal recording…" (a large percentage of patrons had immediately turned their phones back on once they'd got to their seats. Either the security-rep couldn't see the glowing faces, or he just didn't care.) "I should also tell you that the film you're seeing tonight is an unfinished version, and won't be in cinemas until next month." (as it was the 25th of the month, the audience successfully hid their surprise at this exclusivity.)

After three trailers and another uneasy nail in the coffin of Kevin Bacon's credibility, the BBFC card lit up the faces of the audience… The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, it read. The audience groaned, audibly. No, seriously. Not everyone, but enough that it was a thing. A lot of the folks here had probably seen the five minute promo that ran before Thor: The Dark World, where Ben Stiller sits in a hotel room, feigning awkwardness in introducing his latest movie, whilst also giving off vibes of genuine awkwardness. It's like Stiller doesn't quite know what slot it should fit into, so he tries to cover all the bases in the time he's allotted, and the end result feels like it's all over the place, ambitiously spinning more plates than it can hope to maintain.

Sadly, that promo is a spot-on representation of the film I saw tonight. Walter Mitty features some stunning photography, and it's clear than a lot of heart has gone into making it, yet that doesn't quite translate to the screen the way you know Stiller wanted it to. It's quite often smile-inducing, either through humour or charm, but the film is never different enough to escape the box it's urging us all to break out of. The escapist daydreams which the Mitty character is famous for disappear after the first act*1, leaving a film which feels a little like a cross between a midlife crisis and a hipster re-imagining of Lord Of The Rings. I honestly believe that "skateboard past an Icelandic volcano" was the deal-breaker from day one with this project. Ben is affable enough to carry his part off, as is his just-out-of-reach romantic foil, Wiig. But everyone other than Walter is presented in strictly one-dimensional terms, which is fine as the story's being told from Mitty's point-of-view, but Walter himself seems largely pencilled-in and aimless, rounding out his own story by luck, rather than judgement.

Films don't have to fit into just one slot, but audiences do expect them to, rightly or wrongly. The biggest problem is that The Secret Life of Walter Mitty doesn't really fit into any. I can't even call it a noble failure, as it's better than that; more of a beautifully photographed mess. For a film trying so hard to be inspirational, there's a distinct lack of sincerity.

Ben Stiller tries to show us his heart, but gets distracted more than his re-imagined Walter, and ends up presenting nothing more than a whimsical rom-com; which is light on both the rom and the com. The depth of field is often breathtaking, but the depth of character leaves a lot to be desired…



Is the trailer representative of the film?
Pretty much.


Did I laugh, cry, gasp and sigh when I was supposed to?
Not as much as I'd have liked.


Does it achieve what it sets out to do?
For me, not even close.


Pay at the cinema, Rent on DVD or just wait for it to be on the telly?
Iceland looks nice, big. Then again, Iceland always looks nice. You don't need Ben Stiller belting around on a skateboard to show it off..


Will I think less of you if we disagree about how good/bad this film is?
No.


Will I watch it again?
Maybe with Stiller's commentary.


Is there a Wilhelm Scream?
There's a Wilhelm in the Cineworld extended preview, when he's the ice-explorer by the drinks machine (not in that trailer above, though), but it wasn't in the cut of the film we saw. I can't actually remember the last time I heard the scream in the trailer when it wasn't in the film itself, but I'm sure it'll be in the version you see..


And because you won't be happy until I've given it a score...


And my question for YOU is…
Why is there a photo and sculpted-bust tribute to Peter Sellers in the same shot? Stiller has credited 'Being There' as an influence in this project, but did I miss an equal and/or bigger reference to… well, someone linked with Walter Mitty? This may be indicative of a larger problem, I think...



*1 SPOILERY THINGS: Unless I'm missing something big and the whole Greenland/Icelandic adventure thing was a daydream. But I stayed until the end of the credits and there was no suggestion of that, just the Happy Hollywood Ending™. I know the whole snow leopard thing was a massive metaphor, but the film also suggests that it's actually happening as well.

DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.