Showing posts with label Hercule Poirot. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 20 September 2023

Review: A Haunting In Venice


A Haunting In Venice
Cert: 12A / 103 mins / Dir. Kenneth Branagh / Trailer


There are few images which evoke a perfect combination of civilisation and tranquility like the waterways of Venice, so it's not altogether inapt that we drop in on that city in a post-war setting as the celebrated detective Hercule Poirot is trying his best to adapt to a life of gentle retirement.

As for the haunting? Well, he's trying, that is, against the wishes of a subconscious still struggling to deal with psychoses from the world war before the recent one, followed by a civvy-street occupation that's involved being perpetually surrounded by All Of The Killing. It's no surprise that our hero's sense of reason is on the verge of collapsing. When Poirot attends a Halloween party in a palazzo reputed to be home to dozens of vengeful spirits, it makes for an uneasy evening. And when a visiting medium is murdered following an after-hours seance, well - that makes for a typical one...


STRING


And so to the third in this (frankly) troubled string of Kenneth Branagh's interpretations of Agatha Christie's Belgian sleuth. I won't waste space here listing their particular failings, only to say that I approached this film with slightly more dread than was probably intended by 20th Century Studios. I don't necessarily consider myself as a Christie Purist™, but I also don't enjoy watching demonstrably inferior versions of the stories I love.

So I was more surprised than anyone when I found myself rather enjoying A Haunting In Venice. The story is a (very) loose retooling of 1969's Hallowe'en Party, but uses this more as a broad inspiration rather than source-text. And because of that distance between the novel and the screenplay, this has far more of an identity than the previous entries. There are far fewer 'small' inconsistencies to get caught up in when you're watching events unfold essentially for the first time.


EVERYTHING


Hildur Guðnadóttir's score, Haris Zambarloukos' cinematography and overall production design are firmly on the film's side, all managing to make an isolated, decaying multi-storey mansion still feel atmospherically sumptuous. And speaking of atmos, the sound editing appears to have been taking lessons from the school of Blumhouse for its deathly silences and subsequent jump-scares. That said, in terms of actual chills this is still more effective than most of the straight-up horror flicks of recent times.

Performances of the comparatively (and thankfully) pared-down ensemble cast are solid all round, even if they feel a little televisual in their melodramatic angst. Although with the very best will in the world Branagh's central turn is the weakest aspect of the whole thing (it's like he's hoping the audience will just accept him as Poirot through repeated exposure, rather than any persuasive craft on his part). We're three movies in and the man still sounds like he's auditioning for 'Allo 'Allo.

And if that's not enough to raise a smirk, there are enough high ceilings and falling chandeliers here to suggest that the palazzo isn't actually haunted, it's just got the Trotter family running about in the attic...


ONCE


Ken's Poirot movies have always worked best for audiences who are able to 'un-remember' previous versions of the story that's being told. A Haunting In Venice is no exception, and wisely assists the viewer by largely being its own - very respectable - thing. If this series is to continue (and it will, whether we like it or not), the way forward will be writing wholly original stories using familiar characters. Absolutely no shame in that, and far more scope for creativity.


Apart from anything else, you really have to admire the chutzpah of budgeting for a Venice location shoot and basing your PR around that, then having 95% of the movie take place indoors, at night, while it's raining too hard to see the scenery in the occasional cutaway exteriors.

Ken got his holiday, I see...



And if I HAD to put a number on it…





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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

195: Creativity Drive - Day Two

CAUTION: Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.


Day two of self-imposed graphical creativity.
Let's not bury the lead, this is why you're here...

The Indiana Jones / Hercule Poirot crossover novel.
Click for a bigger version (1000*1415px, 352kb). Opens in a new window.



...the hell?

I had the idea over a year ago watching an episode of ITV's Poirot, Murder in Mesopotamia if I remember correctly. My favourite episodes of Poirot seem to take place in a desert environment. It struck me that the same is true of the Indiana Jones series. I love them all, but it just seems at home in the sand. Since MiM opens at an archaeological digging site, the obvious (yet previously elusive) question hit me... 'who else is kicking around in Egypt in the early part of the 1930's?

Wouldn't this be the most awesome idea for a crossover project? As David Suchet is now concentrating purely on 'canon' Agatha Christie stories, and Harrison Ford is too old to recapture Raiders-era Indy, then I guess this remains in the realm of fan-fiction.

Now I'm doing a lot of writing this year, but I've yet to branch out to novels. But at the same time I'm too impatient to keep the project as an idea in my head. So I've got to visualise it somehow, right?



Phase One

Creating the actual cover. I sourced some high(ish)-res pics of Mr Poirot and Mr Jones from the internet, then manually vectored over them in CorelDraw, converting them to three colours - the base/outline, the shadow section and the highlight section. The base is then trimmed out of an old paper texture and the cover background is a similar technique involving a Shphinx silhouette and a sand texture.

The title itself seems to be the only one that hasn't been used for an actual book, and the author is an amalgamation of George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Agatha Christie. The typography reflects the historical period, and I've smashed the World of Blackout Skittlez version of me into the Penguin Books logo.

Poirot & Jones - Phase One



Phase Two

Not content with making the cover of the book, I wanted to enter it into B3TA.com's 'Fake Ads' image challenge this week. So, I made a poster for it to sit on.

The cover is perspective'd onto a photo of a novel from my shelf, and dropshadowed onto a background I (once again) nicked via Google. The top 'Egypt 1934' tagline had been in my head for a few months since trying to figure out what the plot would be, and the 'twice the adventure' tag was more like something short'n'sweet to fill the gap (still pretty much works, though). A bit of promo-bumf at the bottom and some drawing pins in the corners, and we're ready for the final step...

Poirot & Jones - Phase Two



Phase Three

A quick jaunt over into Photoshop, and we dodge/burn the areas around the drawing pins, accent the outer edges in the same way, and apply a little texturing to make it look like it's been printed on actual paper.

Poirot & Jones - Phase Three

Which brings us out at the pic you saw at the top of this post.
Somebody write this novel please, I really want to read it.



More stuff tomorrow.
Thanks.



DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organizations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.