Showing posts with label action figures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label action figures. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 March 2025

Atari Gauntlet (1985) Action Figures

1985 was an iconic year in pop-culture history, bringing us many, many creations that are still celebrated today. As well as the albums, television shows and movies that went on to stand the test of time, the mid-eighties was also a formative era for video games, in terms of both coin-op arcade machines and home computing. And one game which landed triumphantly in the sticky-carpeted amusement palaces of 1985 was the legendary GAUNTLET...


Atari's Gauntlet

This was the top-down, four-player, hack-and-slash dungeon crawler that set the bar (not to mention the template) for an entire genre of video game. A stunningly simple concept (collect treasure, kill monsters = accumulate points, ad infinitum) was given longevity by nature of its collaborative play, and 118 randomised maps (after the first seven 'trainer' levels). If other friends were playing then the game wouldn't end when a player died, and even before that happened then the grim reaper could be staved off by simply inserting more lovely, shiny coins. Not only was the game easy to grasp and addictive to play, but the cabinet itself also took up to four times the money of a single-user title - an instant hit with arcade owners, too.



Atari's Gauntlet


Yet weirdly, not a lot of ancillary product was created to market it. This is because, for the main part, in 1985 the video game product was the spin-off merch. While Star Wars had written the manual on merchandising, it was an approach applied to movies and - to a lesser extent - TV shows. Video games were adapted from movies, not the other way around. Because of this, gamers tended not to be offered the magazines, posters and t-shirts which are found in high streets today, and the high development-costs of toys made those especially scarce.

Gauntlet was a slight exception to this...


A Canadian manufacturer convinced Atari that having some toys to try and sell was better than having none at all, and four 3¾" figures were produced representing the game's heroes: Thor the Warrior, Thyra the Valkyrie, Merlin the Wizard and Questor the Elf. The design and manufacturing was basic - five points of articulation and largely flat colour schemes - but entirely standard for the style of the time. Two thing hampered sales, however. Firstly that limited development funding meant these four intrepid adventurers were produced alone had no one to battle against, but more importantly that an almost non-existent distribution network left the figures sitting in a warehouse in rural Alberta. The figures that were shipped didn't sell particularly strongly, since the ethos among gamers at this time was that plastic toys were for children and they were more sophisticated.

But viewed through a retro-lens, the Gauntlet figures were pretty exceptional. It's taken this humble collector the best part of four decades to amass them all, so here they are.

Gauntlet: Atari's Thor (The Warrior)

Gauntlet: Atari's Thyra (The Valyrie)

Gauntlet: Atari's Merlin (The Wizard)

Gauntlet: Atari's Questor (The Elf)


Gauntlet enjoyed even greater success when U.S. Gold adapted it for the home computer market in 1986, where the same mechanics (albeit with only two players) could be enjoyed without having to offload coins into a slot and without a dissatisfied queue forming all the while. The following year saw an expansion-pack released exclusively for these same users, and The Deeper Dungeons brought 512 new levels to small screens around the world. Never ones to give up completely, Atari chanced their arm and released four more figures - this time bringing some long-awaited foes to toyboxes:

Gauntlet The Deeper Dungeons: Ghost (with Lobber)

Gauntlet The Deeper Dungeons: Sorcerer (with Lobber)

Gauntlet The Deeper Dungeons: Demon (with Lobber)

Gauntlet The Deeper Dungeons: Grunt (with Lobber)


Already wise to the fact that smaller figures were harder to sell for the same price, this range of Ghost, Sorcerer, Demon and Grunt each came with a different Lobber to help in 'army-building' against the heroes (it was also a wise pack-in since the Lobbers have always been the least popular of the game's sprites, and probably wouldn't sell on their own - even in multi-packs). Sales were slightly better this time around as figure-sculpts and paint-apps improved, but the four enemy figure packs were shipped as-is (ie without the four central characters being either retrieved from storage or re-released) and with the same poor distribution. Again, without opposing characters to actually create play-scenes against (unless the customer had been lucky enough to snap up figures a year earlier), the Deeper Dungeons line did not make a significant retail-impact.

Gauntlet II was a full-on standalone sequel which came to arcades in 1986 and home platforms late the next year. The marketing lesson by now learned, Atari put out one - borderline ceremonial - action figure to mark the occasion...


Gauntlet II: Death

At the end of the decade and with no more games on the immediate horizon, Atari were moving into home console development and the toy manufacturer went into liquidation. No one knows what happened to the remaining stock.

As it would turn out, various Gauntlet reboots and retoolings have later surfaced over the years - you certainly can't keep a good concept down - but as for the action figures? Apparently that's still a no-goer. Some would say that the 40th anniversary year of the game would be an ideal time to finally get these toys back out in the wild; this collector would certainly agree.

In the meanwhile let's raise a glass, a chalice or a sparkling blue bottle of magic potion, and toast the health of one of the most quietly brilliant arcade games of all time:
All hail Gauntlet!





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Saturday, 2 July 2016

Review: Plastic Galaxy





Plastic Galaxy: The Story of Star Wars Toys
Cert: -- / 67 mins / Dir. Brian Stillman / Trailer



Well, on paper it sounds like this should be right up my street. A labour-of-love documentary focusing on the vintage-era of Star Wars figures. Not the planet-spanning merchandising agreements that saw everything from duvet-covers to tape-dispensers hitting shelves between 1977 and 1985, but the main focus of many a collector's passion: the figures themselves. Those gorgeous, coveted, articulated pieces of plastic which congregate in their hundreds in houses all over the world, including my own.

Which is why I'm as surprised as anyone that I didn't love this film.

It's not necessarily a badly made documentary, yet it occupies an unhelpful middle-ground whereby there's little to hook 'civilian' audiences*1, but there's also nothing new here for the vintage-collector, save a few anecdotes from the toy industry. Skipping over the time-period mentioned above, the film talks to various collectors and former Kenner employees, as they recall what made Star Wars so special to dote and to work on. And while the sculptors, model-makers and the presence of Mr Steve Sansweet certainly elevate this above 'fan-film' level, there's still the feeling that it's not made to inform, but just to have everyone in a room agreeing with each other while they compare double-telescoping lightsabers.

And as documentaries go, it feels more televisual than cinematic (also confirmed by the 67 minute runtime), with filtered shots, short-takes and crash-zooms rushing the viewer through things a little. We also get title-captions for the talking-heads appearing sporadically throughout the film for people who've had them several times already (which could be taken as an indication that the film hasn't introduced them properly to begin with. Although in its defence, the line-up consists almost entirely of middle-aged white men, so you'd be forgiven for losing track of who's who). By the time you include the incidental music and sound effects which seem to have been dropped in at the last minute (sometimes right over the dialogue), I was left wishing for a Special Edition that would slow the whole thing down.

Plastic Galaxy might be passable as a YouTube series made for fun, but projects like this are why I'm so wary of crowd-funding


Plastic Galaxy is available to buy on disc, or you can rent or buy it digitally.


So, watch this if you enjoyed?
…standing in Forbidden Planet and eavesdropping on conversations held by people you don't know.


Should you watch this in a cinema, though?
To be fair, it's only really going to be playing conventions at this point, and if you're at one of those and interested in the subject matter, you'll have seen it anyway.


Does the film achieve what it sets out to do?
Sadly, not really.


Is this the best work of the cast or director?
Trying to keep things positive, it's a valiant effort, but there's room for improvement.


Will I think less of you if we disagree about how good/bad this film is?
Not at all.


Yes, but is there a Wilhelm Scream in it?
Nope.


Yes, but what's the Star Wars connection?
Level 1: It's got clips of Star Wars in it and it's all about Star Wars.


And if I HAD to put a number on it…


*1 And even I know that the main purpose of a documentary is to educate the audience rather then entertain them. They should be able to sit down with little-to-no knowledge of the subject matter, and leave with some information and insight into the world they've glimpsed. Plastic Galaxy spends a lot of time preaching to the choir in that regard.


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• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Monday, 24 December 2012

Breaking the seal...


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The first Star Wars Lego sets were released in 1999. I resisted rushing out to buy them, because I have a hard enough time with Hasbro trying to separate me from my money. This resistance continued, at a respectable and admiring level, until December of this year, when Mrs Blackout caused this to happen...

Star Wars Lego. This is where the fun begins.

Star Wars Lego. This is where the fun begins.

I have a bad feeling about this.


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all!

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On the twelfth Day of Dark Side...

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On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Twelve template-turncoats...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eleven skinny-tinnies...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Ten woodland warriors...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Nine bulky bullies...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eight sand-men shrieking...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the twelfth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprenctice to fear!


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

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• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Sunday, 23 December 2012

On the eleventh Day of Dark Side...

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On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eleven skinny-tinnies...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Ten woodland warriors...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Nine bulky bullies...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eight sand-men shrieking...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the eleventh Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprentice to fear...


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

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• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Saturday, 22 December 2012

On the tenth Day of Dark Side...

CAUTION: Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Ten woodland warriors...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Nine bulky bullies...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Eight sand-men shrieking...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Seven vile gangsters...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Six hissing hitmen...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: FIVE - BALD - CHICKS...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Four fallen Jedi...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Three sex-pest crime-lords...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: Two foul stenches...

On the tenth Wookiee Life Day, the Dark Side gave to me: A tattooed apprentice to fear...


>> New to all this? Click for day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

>> You can see 2011's 12 Days of Star Wars at: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.