Monday 15 November 2010

83: Seven Days - Seven Movies (Part 2)

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Whoops, I did it again.
Been at the cinema every day for a week. Here's what I saw, each film rated out of seven and reviewed in seven words.

Tuesday 9 November:
1. Due Date


Engaging, entertaining, funny... instantly forgettable. Worth seeing.


Wednesday 10 November:
2. Let Me In


Vampires, without whining. Great film, beautifully made.


Thursday 11 November:
3. Saw 3D


Enjoyable. Nothing new, but new isn't needed.


Friday 12 November:
4. Skyline


Like Independence Day, but with no exposition.


Saturday 13 November:
5. Red


Hugely entertaining, excellently cast. Enjoyed this muchly.


Sunday 14 November:
6. Despicable Me (3D):


Grinned like an idiot throughout this film!


Monday 15 November:
7. Jackass 3D


Funny, but this shit's ten years old...

Brought to you by Cineworld Unlimited. All the movies you can eat for £13.50 a month.
Well, you have to pay £1.50 to see the 3D ones, but it's really no big deal, when regular ticket prices for those are the best part of a tenner.




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Saturday 6 November 2010

82: Always use an Astromech™ certified service centre...

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I made this tonight as well. Based off of this.




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• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organizations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Friday 5 November 2010

81: One Careful Owner...

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...He only used it to go to Tosche Station to pick up power convertors.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.

• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organizations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.