Review: The Phantom Menace 3D (Third-Pass)

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (3D)
136 mins / Dir. George Lucas

You know how much I love this film, as I've made no secret of it.
I've done a retrospective of the movie here, a review of the 3D version here, and a nitpick that covers all the released versions here.

So I've drawn you a picture.




Bit bigger? Oh, okay then.










The film?



But you knew I'd say that.



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