Review: Silent Hill - Revelation (3D)

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Silent Hill: Revelation (3D)
94 mins / Dir. Michael J. Bassett

It makes even less sense than the first film, which is an achievement given that they stop to explain everything every 12 minutes...



Sepia-toned pallette / Desaturated pallette / Too dark to see anything.
LOUD NOISE.
Monster with a bum for a face.
Mr Triangle Head.
Unremittingly dull.

All that, for an hour and a half.

Like being chased though an abandoned funfair by Rammstein, but with none of the excitement that implies.
A half-arsed rehash of a film that was barely finished to start with.
3D is functional but a waste of time in a film as pointless as this.



Shitting awful, but I can't mark it lower than The Possession.


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