Friday, 8 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Extinction


Cosmic radiation. Laughable. It was the stuff of comic books. Of course by the time the phrase started being used seriously, everyone knew ‘something’ strange was going on. And yes, like an old b-movie it all began with a meteor shower. No one was really sure how long higher authorities had known it was coming, but TV news reports began around two weeks beforehand. Small ones at first. That final ‘human interest’ piece to pep viewers up a little.

After a week, amateur groups (hell, anyone with a decent telescope) could see the shower’s approach and started raising concerns about its size. And just like an old b-movie, they were shouted down. Condemned as crackpots and conspiracy theorists. And of course, the actual conspiracy theorists loved this. Because ultimately, why worry? Our planet takes small meteor strikes all the time and the last one to have had any significant impact occurred millions of years ago. There were always larger problems closer to home.

It began in the middle of the August night, around 3am UK time. We slept as usual. Most of the asteroids passed the earth uneventfully, avoiding its atmosphere completely. The outliers however, were caught in our gravity well and made their presence known. The bombardment - there is really no other term for it - lasted for just over 60 hours. The first strikes occurred out in the Pacific, causing relatively minimal damage. They seemed to be small or deteriorated enough that the much-mooted tidal disruptions didn’t occur. This changed as the planet turned of course. Come the morning, the rest of the world was starting to wake up. Or to be woken up. All in all, there were 36 confirmed impacts.

We didn’t know it at the time but the first casualties had been the twenty crew members on board the space station, as it was clipped by a meteor and ended up re-entering the atmosphere. People were on the lookout for falling objects, but they weren’t stopping to examine each one. By the time that was reported, it was fighting for column inches with the half of Ghent which had been destroyed in the first land-strike.

We’re not programmed to deal with an accidental catastrophe of that magnitude, especially when everyone on the planet thinks they might be next. And for the people in Belgrade, Osaka and Calgary, they were. Hundreds of thousands dead. The world stopped breathing. Eventually the danger passed. And our very best started planning to help, to counsel, to rebuild.

Then after two weeks or so, it was noticed that the plants were dying. 'Cosmic radiation'. Actually no, plants continued to exist, they just no longer flowered, pollinated or propagated. No new plants were growing. At all. Anything taking hold before the meteor strikes continued to thrive, but any other seeds lay dormant, inert. And no new plants then meant no new crops to eat. Which also meant nothing to feed the livestock.

But by the time this chain of events was forging its panic-stricken links around the globe, we suddenly had another problem. There was to be no new livestock, either. Whatever force that had instantly snuffed out the world’s arable farming cycle had seemingly done the same to the lifeforms which were dependent on it. Namely, all of them. Animals continued to be born/hatched if they were in utero before the meteors came. But no new ones were being conceived - anywhere - despite the best efforts of farmers and the enthusiasm of their herds.

So it came as no real surprise when the authorities reluctantly, if belatedly, admitted to the world’s population what they suspected already: that humans were part of this sudden mass sterilisation, too.

Infants in the womb continued to grow and develop, but this 'would be it'. Nine months after the meteor strikes that shook the world, no more children would be born. Naturally, pharmaceutical companies raced to find a solution, a fix, a shortcut. But all to no avail. Even the bacteria in their laboratories had stopped reproducing; what hope for jumpstarting a planet?

Absolute panic fought with total despondency for domination of the global mood. There was no clear winner. Within a week rioting became the norm as authority either dissipated completely or just joined-in. Existential shell-shock and impending starvation caused society to disintegrate almost immediately. The wealthy holed themselves away, rumour had it that a handful even made it off-world. Everyone else hardly cared as they knew it would make no difference. We are all just waiting to die.

In theory, the earth has until the last children that were born, either die of old age or find a solution. In practice it will be far less than that, since there is nothing for them to grow and eat. It’s now been a year since The Strikes, and current thinking predicts our planet will be lifeless within ten. Although this is near instantaneous in terms of cosmological time, it feels longer when one’s own end is sealed but not yet delivered.

I’m not sure why I’m documenting all this. I’m almost certain that it’s been done elsewhere and far more thoroughly. I’m also aware that none of it really matters. The light will be out soon enough and there will be no one to read these words, much less care. Future extra-terrestrial archaeologists are unlikely to be sifting through my pages above any others. Other than the curious hives humanity has terraformed for itself while slowly destroying the world which houses them, there will be little here of any interest. Because ultimately, we achieved little. After the decades of warnings, we didn’t kill ourselves after all. It was just bad luck.

Why do we persist? Instinct, I imagine. This species’ hardwired urge to leave something behind. Some trace of our individual existence. Anything to prove that we were here once. That we were more than animals. We weren’t - aren’t - of course. But still the need remains.

For this short while, at any rate.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Thursday, 7 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Wave


The July sun scorched into the white stucco walls of the fishing museum as Peter, Anne and their daughter Jessica stepped inside. Partly a time-killing exercise, Peter had persuaded himself the visit was an homage, a homecoming, paying admittedly overdue respects to the land of his forefathers; never forgotten, but also not acknowledged nearly enough, let alone celebrated.

Visibly relieved to be away from the heat, Jessica made an instinctive bee-line for the children’s area, essentially a corner of the large room with brightly coloured bean bags, non-removable activity games and a scattering of dog-eared preschool books. Anne followed behind efficiently at a discreet distance, happy to give Jessica the freedom to explore and happy to oversee her steps in a town the girl had only previously been brought to as a baby. Peter’s old town.

This was fine, Peter thought, and made his own way subconsciously to the real reason he had come here. The display took up its own side of the hall, and rightly so. Large-scale photographs printed onto fascia boards, the originals also present and behind glass, logs, records, witness accounts and cased artefacts all told the story of the Rinmouth lifeboat disaster.

In the early part of an infamously swift and brutal storm in 1886, a lifeboat crew was dispatched to assist a fishing boat spotted in trouble. By the time they had reached the vessel it was too late; swallowed by the waves with everything and everyone aboard. The rest of the fishing fleet was also in danger by then, unable to make it back to shore. The lifeboat crew could not assist them all, and when the weather grew even more angry, the lifeboat itself was struck. Two more response crews were scrambled from the harbour to no avail. Thirty six hours later, only a single trawler limped into the quay bearing four fishermen. One hundred and sixty nine souls had been lost, an unthinkable number in any era, but especially in the days when the town’s entire population numbered under a thousand.

Peter stood wordlessly in front of the photo. Of that photo. The particular one which, for all the newspaper clippings and essays and locally published books he’d amassed over the years, he’d never seen in any place other than here. It hadn’t been blown up to display-size and wasn’t a reproduction. But the group portrait of the 1885 Rinmouth lifeboat crews was around eighteen by ten inches, unusually - if satisfyingly - large for such a relic.

He hadn’t seen these faces in too long, and gazing again at their unchanging familiarity felt almost comforting. Fourteen men, of varying ages although all young enough to withstand the rigours of the job, all wearing uncomfortably heavy looking waterproof gear as they pose for the photographer.

Some of these are young with optimism - naivety, even - shining from their eyes. Others already have the lines etched into their faces from persistent windburn and far too many friends’ funerals. But the one thing that unites them all is pride. Not in what they’ve done but in what they can continue to give, to serve, to be the reassurance for the fishermen who are the backbone of this town; to be the very heart of it.


His ears ring from the coxwain hammering the bell like his life depends on it - even though someone else’s does - as the young navigator clatters his way down the slippery wooden steps to the boat that's being prepared for launch. Few words are spoken, only the most terse of instructions covering the variables of this call. All four men know exactly what they are doing, but there’s an uneasy song in the blackness this morning, and certainty is a luxury they can’t afford.


Peter’s intake of breath was loud and sudden as he faltered, still not taking his eyes from the photograph. This was… new? No, old. No, new. Something was different, something had changed. And then he saw it...


Freezing water stings Peter’s eyes as he scrabbles to pull the collapsed beam from the old man. It looks too late. The torso convulses, rising and falling, but no air comes in or out of his mouth, only foaming sea-diluted blood. Peter pushes on the man’s chest, trying to expel the liquid, to let life literally breathe into these lungs. But that doesn’t seem to work. Then the rest of the beam falls.


Peter inched back closer to the photo as his eyes grew wider and met… his own. Peter was in this photograph. Oh, he knew he had an ancestor who was lost that night - several in fact, once fishermen were taken into account - and had remarked at his vague resemblance to one of the lifeboatman in years past. But this… this was Peter, now? Somehow. In the portrait. Looking motionlessly back out at Peter across the decades, the centuries. As everything turned white, he could taste the salt again.


The flash fades slowly - too slowly - from Peter’s vision as he lays atop of what’s left of the fishing trawler. Everything is too heavy, soaked through and yet smoke rises from his hands and feet, an inferno having coursed through his entire body and soul as lightning rent its fury on the boat and on those who had dared to try and save it. Peter cannot breathe properly. And he cannot move. He is broken and burned in too many places inside, he can feel that much. All that can be heard now is the storm. Is he the last? Others must have gotten to safety, surely? Somebody must live, otherwise what it is all for?

The wreckage heaves on, soon to be driftwood, and begins to list. Peter knows this because of the tipping feeling in his stomach, and that he’s able to just make out the lights on the shoreline through the whipping storm and the smouldering wreckage of all that surrounds him. The angle grows more acute and Peter begins to slide, gravity bestowing one last ironic gift to his paralysed body.

That tang - no, the flame - the burning up the back of his nose, arcing through the base of the skull and up across the scalp. Peter’s vision flares to white and back again as he is roasted from within, a searing fire caused by the very thing which should extinguish it. So this is the drowning. He's desperate to claw at his head, not that it would help, to flail to stay afloat, to swim, to breathe. But the waves that Peter has battled in recent years have other ideas. Time to come home.

Peter’s next - last - thoughts are of Elizabeth and Mary, of their imminent sadness and their loss. And of their disappointment. Who will provide now? What life for a widow in a town the size of Rinmouth? Well, there may be a few widows when the sun rises. He can’t see any signs of life out here. Not in the remnants of the spent boats that brush noiselessly past him in the furious water. Peter thinks of the disappointment, the most. What use a lifeboat crew that saves no lives?


“Are you ready to go now, love?” Anne asked, as Jessica skipped toward her. The girl smiled, nodded and reached for her mother’s hand.

“I saw Daddy in the photograph!” she chirped.

“Daddy?”, Anne frowned playfully. “His great, great granddad perhaps, but your Daddy isn’t in here sweetheart.”

“Okay” said Jessica, happy not to argue the point. After all it had been a long time since the accident at the swimming pool, and already the photographs in the house were starting to feel like someone she didn’t really know. “I miss Daddy” she added, simply.

Anne furrowed her brow but smiled. “I know you do sweetheart, so do I. C’mon, let’s go and see Nanny, she’s got plenty of photographs of your dad you can look at."


~ ~ ~


As the pair made their way out to the blinding glare of the car park, the museum’s curator stood with one eye on his departing visitors and the other on the small pool of water in the centre of the lifeboat display. The roof couldn’t be leaking now, it hadn’t rained for a month. Honestly, the worst thing this place ever did was take down the signs saying no food or drink. Bloody tourists. No respect. Still, it was easier to deal with than sugary fingerprints on the glass cases.

The curator rolled his eyes and went to get the mop. Again.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Wednesday, 6 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Brown


"Whit dae ye ken aboot yon Simulation Theory?” asked Hen, the pint glass in his hand rapidly approaching empty. The snug of The Lomond Arms hummed quietly around their table, a regular Sunday crowd.

"Whissat?" mused Joe, distractedly. Oh god, Hen was in one of his moods again. "Ye mean like in The Matrix?"
"Aye, EXACTLY...". Hen pointed at his brother in cold triumph, "...jist like in The Matrix, when thir livin inside a computer, likesay!"
"What's this aboot, Hen? Ye think yir in a computer noo?".
"Naw it's no that, bit... well somethin's no richt. Look, since ye mention it, whit year did The Matrix come oot?"

This stumped Joe, who paused with a pint half way to his mouth. "Well ah'm no sure, a guid while back. Whit dis that matter?".
"It disnae", chirped Hen. "Mair importantly, whit year is it noo, though?"

Something was out of order. Even Joe would have to admit this was a perfectly reasonable question, unusual as it seemed. And all the more unusual because he realised he couldn't answer. Had Hen spiked Joe's drink? What year was it?

"Ah... ah dinnae... look, what's goat intae you the day? Ah come oot wi ye fir a quiet drink and ye spring aw this oan us...". Hen slapped a newspaper down on the table between them.
"Ken whit that is?".
"Aye, it's the Post."
"This week's Post, aye?"
"Aye, this mornin's. Ah read it earlier."
"Thir's nae date oan it." Joe stared at the top of the folded cover, the unease growing to a clamouring din inside his head. "No oan the front, no at the tap ay every page. Nae date. Explain that."

"How shid ah explain it? It's proabably a printin error or somethin."
"An it's no occurred tae ye that thir's nivir a date oan it? Ah mean we baith ken that newspapers huv dates oan every page, and we baith ken that the Post is the only newspaper we ever huv in the hoose, yet wuv nevir noticed there's nae date oan The Post before?"

"Look Hen, yir daein ma heid in, can ye no--"
"That's jist the start ay it Joe, whit dae ye make ay this?" Hen hurried, opening the paper in a scramble to a point past the mid section.
"Make ay what?" Joe asked, his expression as blank as the sheet he now looked at.
"Why’s yon page empty?" asked Hen urgently, pointing a bony finger at this barren stretch of journalistic real estate. "Why would a whole page in a newspaper be empty? It's like this every week!"
"Well ah guess it's fir the bairns tae draw oan or somesuch. Yir richt, it's eyewis been like that, it's no really bothered us before, likes."
Hen could tell he was starting to lose Joe, now. He quickly turned back a few pages.

"Ah didnae pit it thegither until ah read this letter here, looksee... it gaws oan aboot how great the paper is an aw that, then intae this: 'One of the regular Sunday highlights in our house is of course The Broons, and Joe's recent car troubles had us all crying with laughter'."

Joe's expression was hollow, now. Each new implication battering against his shuttered mind like a storm.

"Whit's that supposed tae mean, Hen?"

"That's whit ah'm tryin tae work oot. 'The Broons', that's us. That's oor family, no? And you're Joe Broon, and did ye no have aw that bother wi the mechanic last month? Bit why would there be a letter aboot you in The Post? And whit's this aboot it bein 'a highlight'? Because there's nuthin else aboot any Broons in the paper at aw, an there isnae normally, neither. Thur's only this blank bleddy page."

Joe was animated again, although his mood had darkened. "So whit are ye sayin, Hen?"

Hen stared at the newspaper silently, not ignoring Joe but thinking of how best to form his next crucial words.

"Are we... are the Broons... oor family... are we a story in The Post every week? Ah mean ah dinnae ken whit kind ay story, bit mebbe there's somethin oan that page that everywan else can see? Mebbe it's us, likesay?"

"De ye mean like wir no real? Like characters in a book?"

"Ah'm no sure, Joe. Ah mean ah feel real tae me, an you feel real tae me, bit mebbe that's jist part ay it, no? Like when they folk are in The Matrix, they dinnae ken thur in the simulation because thir conditioned no tae notice..."

"And whit aboot everybody else? Aw this lot? De they ken? Are they no real either?"

"...Well ah'm no sure that--" Hen started, but was interrupted by his brother raising his head and hollering over to the bar.

"Hi Dudley! Did ye get The Post?". The barkeep turned his attention to the query while continuing to serve a man at the counter.
"Aye Joe, as eywis" he replied, with an air of inflated satisfaction. "Ye want a read ay it?"
"Naw, ah've goat wan here, likes, jist wonderin. Hus yir paper goat a blank page in the back half?"
"Whit, the drawin page? Aye, eywis dis."
"Is there onythin aboot the Broons in there?"
"Eh? Ye mean yirsel? Whit huv ye done now, Joe?" Dudley laughed, returning to his paying customer.

Hen and Joe looked at each other. This was normal, then. People knew, they just hadn't noticed. But why had Hen? Why now?

Five desperate pints later, Hen and Joe Broon drove an hour to the But’n'Ben, unlocked Paw’s gun cabinet and retrieved his trusty hunting rifles. With enough ammunition for their task, the pair returned to the Lomond Arms and murdered everyone in the building bar one (Dudley survived, following surgery) before turning the rifles on each other, safe in the knowledge that you can’t really kill what doesn’t exist.

And that’s how The Broons ended up on the front page of The Sunday Post.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.

Tuesday, 5 November 2024

Short Weird Tales: Ghoul


THE GHOUL SONG
(in E♭, Michael Slanders / Donald Flann - 1860)

v.
A week ago last Thursday, I was strolling quite alone,
On the chilly lane which passes by the church;
When I'm sure that from the graveyard, I could hear a quiet moan,
A sound which gave my heart a sudden lurch;

So I leaned in through the railings and I hollered "who goes there?",
But I saw no one and thought myself a fool;
When a voice right by my shoulder with a mouldering of air,
Whispered to me "I'm g-hungry and I'm a g-houl..."

ch.
"I'm a g-houl! - I'm a g-houl!
I'm the g-nastiest work of un-nature you can say,
I'm a g-houl, oh I could drool!
At the g-thought that I might have caught my lunch today!

I'm a g-houl! - Now as a rule,
I will conduct my ghastly feasting without shame,
I'm a g-houl, though it seems cruel,
I will suck your innards from your screaming frame!"

v.
I had taken rooms in Ealing, to be closer to my work,
Not the nicest place, but cheap and somewhat merry;
When I had that creepy feeling and I felt a proper berk,
For my guest house sat behind a mortuary!

Notwithstanding all the smell, and the blood and guts as well,
The real problem was nocturnal visitations!
I was woken to exclaim, by a scratching at my pane,
And the hungriest of gurgled lamentations...

ch.
"I'm... a... g-houl! - a g-nother g-houl!
And I g-wish to slurp the juices from your spine!
I'm a g-houl, ah they would fuel,
All the excuses for further abuses I could assign!

I'm a g-houl! - A pestilence mule!
It is my lot, to spread my rot, and stinking remains!
I'm a g-houl! Beelzebub's tool!
I am to shamble on Earth, and feed on humanity's brains!"

coda.
"...some say that I'm a g-zombie,
But it's a different thing, no that's not me...
I'm a g-houl, I'm a g-houl, I'm a g-houl!"

fin.




DISCLAIMERS:
• ^^^ That's dry, British humour, and most likely sarcasm or facetiousness.
• Yen's blog contains harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Reader discretion is advised.
• Short stories © WorldOfBlackout.co.uk, all entries are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Y'know, mostly.
• This is a personal blog. The views and opinions expressed here represent my own thoughts (at the time of writing) and not those of the people, institutions or organisations that I may or may not be related with unless stated explicitly.